Homeowners planning $10k+ kitchen & bath remodels, booked on your calendar.
You only pay when they show up.
You've heard this pitch before: money up front, a dashboard full of graphs, and a list of "leads" who wanted three bids and a discount. This works the other way around. I build the ads and the page, I call every inquiry myself, I filter out the tire-kickers, and I book the serious homeowners on your calendar. If nobody shows up, I earn nothing.
A 60-second form. The person who replies is the person who runs your ads.
Brilliant portfolio. Quiet pipeline.
If two or three of these hit close to home, this page was written for you.
Paid for "leads" that four competitors bought too.
The lead platforms and the agencies run the same play: money up front, a list of phone numbers, homeowners who never answer. The bill arrived either way.
The franchises aren't better. They're just louder.
The national makeover chains reach every homeowner in your metro, every day, with ad machines — while your better work sits quietly in a photo gallery.
The inquiries you do get are junk.
$2,000 vanity swaps and "can you beat this bid?" — not the $25,000 kitchen transformation you're built for.
Booked solid today. Blank after that.
The next eight weeks are full — and you couldn't say where next quarter's projects are coming from. New work still depends on who your last happy client talks to.
None of this means your word-of-mouth is broken. It's the best salesman you'll ever have — it just ships without a volume knob.
Your word-of-mouth…
with a volume knob.
So that's what I build: the knob. Your finished projects, shown to a thousand of the right homeowners instead of one referral at a time — then filtered, so only the serious ones reach you. Turned up, it looks like this:
Here's exactly what I build for you
Not a logo refresh. Not "brand awareness". Four parts, each with one job — walk through them:
The ad
Written to attract the homeowner planning a serious kitchen or bath remodel — and to quietly repel the bargain hunter. The $10k+ filter starts in the first line, before you've spent a dollar on the wrong person. It runs on Facebook and Instagram, where your next client is scrolling at 9pm. It's your finished work doing what word-of-mouth already does — just in front of every right home in your metro at once.
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Learn moreThe page they land on
Not your "Contact Us" page. A purpose-built page that shows your craft, answers the questions a $25,000 client actually has, and asks for the details that matter — so an inquiry arrives ready to be qualified, not as a bare phone number.
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What a $25,000 kitchen makeover actually costs in 2026
Takes 60 seconds · No obligation
The filter
A few short questions before anyone reaches you. Budget, timeline, neighborhood, scope. The "just comparing prices" crowd selects itself out right here — you never hear from them, and you never price another bid that was going nowhere.
What's your budget range?
Where are you in the process?
these never reach you
Your calendar
I call every qualified inquiry myself — usually within minutes, while they're still interested — and book the serious ones straight onto your calendar. You walk into a consultation where they're expecting you and already know your starting prices. This is the part everyone else skips. It's the part I get paid on.
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How this compares to what you've tried
There are really only three options on your table. Here's the difference, plainly.
The offer
The 10-in-30 Pilot.
Ten showed, qualified design consultations in your first 30 days — $0 upfront, you pay a fixed rate per consultation that shows, ad spend straight to Meta at cost — or I keep working, free, until you have all ten.
- The whole machine, built for your company — the ads, the landing page, the qualifying filter. You approve every word before it goes live.
- I work every inquiry myself — call, qualify, and book the serious ones onto your calendar. You never chase a lead.
- $0 upfront. No retainer, no setup fee, no contract — a fixed rate per qualified homeowner who actually sits down with you.
- You own everything — the ad accounts, the page, the audience data. All yours if we ever part ways.
Everything I learn running campaigns for other kitchen & bath specialists flows into yours. Which offers are pulling in Bethesda this month, what makes Potomac homeowners book — you'll know without paying for the lesson.
One short form. I reply personally, usually the same day.
The guarantee
10 showed, qualified consultations in your first 30 days — or I keep working, at no charge, until you have all ten. You don't pay for promises. You pay for people in chairs.
Why would anyone work on these terms? Because I'm early. I'm building my flagship results in this exact niche, and taking the risk off your table is the fastest honest way to earn them. You get my full attention on zero-risk terms while that's still true — these pilot terms won't be offered forever. I build one machine at a time, properly, so when the slots for the quarter are taken, that's that.
One message starts it
No pitch deck. No "discovery workshop". Here's exactly what happens:
STEP 1
Send the form
Name, company, email — 60 seconds, and it lands straight in my inbox. Nobody else reads it.
STEP 2
I do homework before we talk
I go through your ads, your website and your Google Business Profile, and bring a straight assessment of where inquiries are leaking out.
STEP 3
A 20-minute call
We walk through the assessment and the numbers for your company. If it makes sense, we agree on the per-show rate and start. If not, we don't.
If it's not a fit, I'll tell you straight — and you keep the assessment either way. Worst case, you leave knowing exactly what to fix.